Alterslash

the unofficial Slashdot digest
 

Contents

  1. Microsoft Says It Is Fixing Windows 11
  2. Work From Home and Drive More Slowly To Save Energy, IEA Says
  3. OpenAI Plans Launch of Desktop ‘Superapp’
  4. Oregon School Cell Phone Ban: ‘Engaged Students, Joyful Teachers’
  5. DOJ Charges Super Micro Co-Founder For Smuggling $2.5 Billion In Nvidia GPUs To China
  6. Chuck Norris Dies At 86
  7. Amazon Plans Smartphone Comeback More Than a Decade After Fire Phone Flop
  8. As OpenClaw Enthusiasm Grips China, Kids and Retirees Alike Raise ‘Lobsters’
  9. Opera GX Web Browser Comes To Linux
  10. China Is Helping Drive Cuba’s Solar Boom
  11. EU Cloud Lobby Asks Regulator To Block VMware From Terminating Partner Program
  12. Online Bot Traffic Will Exceed Human Traffic By 2027, Cloudflare CEO Says
  13. 4Chan Mocks $700K Fine For UK Online Safety Breaches
  14. Rogue AI Triggers Serious Security Incident At Meta
  15. Rapper Afroman Wins Defamation Lawsuit Over Use of Police Raid Footage In His Music Videos

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

Microsoft Says It Is Fixing Windows 11

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BrianFagioli writes:
Microsoft says it is finally listening to user complaints about Windows 11, promising a series of changes focused on performance, reliability, and reducing everyday annoyances. In a message to Windows Insiders, the company outlined plans to bring back long requested features like taskbar repositioning, cut down on intrusive AI integrations, and give users more control over updates. File Explorer is also getting attention, with promised improvements to speed, stability, and general responsiveness.

The bigger picture here is less about new features and more about fixing what already exists. Microsoft is talking about fewer forced restarts, quieter notifications, and a more predictable experience overall, along with improvements to Windows Subsystem for Linux for developers. While the roadmap sounds reasonable, users have heard similar promises before, so the real test will be whether these changes actually show up in day to day use.

Hahahahhah

By Unpopular Opinions • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Hahahahahahhahaha

No, really.

Hahahahhaha

Too little

By Alron • Score: 3, Interesting Thread

Waaaaaay too late.

git revert -bytag Win7-GM

By abulafia • Score: 3 Thread
Oh, that’s not what they meant?

Nevermind, not interested.

bring back long requested features

By fahrbot-bot • Score: 3 Thread

… the company outlined plans to bring back long requested features like …

Windows 10? :-)

Internet Explorer

By thecombatwombat • Score: 3 Thread

I feel like we’re at that point around 2010, where Internet Explorer was still dominant, but cracks were appearing. IE was invincible . . . right until it wasn’t. If Microsoft doesn’t play their cards just right, it won’t happen overnight, but the same thing is going to happen. Ten years from now will look unrecognizable.

Windows is in trouble, and they know it. Conservatively the Linux market share has more than doubled globally in just a few years and will likely do it again over the next few. It’s not new like Chrome was, but from their point of view, I don’t think it matters. It’s growth is new, and it’s the same.

I would bet virtually anything, behind closed doors, this is exactly how Microsoft execs that have been there for 20+ years are discussing this. They are scared for Windows in a way that has never happened before. And it must be extra dissonant for them, because frankly, Microsoft would be relatively fine even if Windows somehow completely died at this point, but it’s also their most important brand, and still a money machine.

Work From Home and Drive More Slowly To Save Energy, IEA Says

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As energy prices soar from the Iran conflict, the International Energy Agency is urging governments to cut energy use by taking up measures like remote work and reduced speed limits. The group warns the energy security crisis could persist for months, even if supply routes stabilize. “I believe the world has not yet well understood the depth of the energy security challenge we are facing,” said IEA’s executive director, Fatih Birol. “It is much bigger than what we had in the 1970s… It is also bigger than the natural gas price shock we experienced after the Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.” The BBC reports:
Thirty-two countries are members of the IEA, including the US, the UK, Australia, Canada, Japan and 24 other European nations. Its role is to act as a global watchdog, providing analysis and recommendations on global energy problems, such as energy security and the transition to clean energy. The IEA’s other suggestions for governments, businesses and individuals include:

- Promoting use of public transport
- Giving private cars access to city centres on alternate days
- Encouraging car sharing and efficient driving habits
- Avoiding air travel where possible, especially business flights
- Switching to electric cooking

It also said there should be a focused effort to preserve liquid petroleum gas for cooking and other essential uses, by switching bio-fuel converted vehicles onto gas and introducing other measures to reduce its use. Birol said these proposals were in addition to action taken by IEA member countries earlier this month, when they agreed to release 400 million barrels of oil, 20% of its emergency reserves.
Several countries in Asia have implemented emergency four-day workweeks and work-from-home mandates as they have been hit particularly hard from the conflict. Fortune notes: “Asia is particularly dependent on oil exports from the Middle East; Japan and South Korea respectively source 90% and 70% of their oil from the region.”

Energy Crisis

By ArchieBunker • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

By “energy crisis” do you mean petty asshole starting a war in the middle east like the last two republican presidents?

Silver lining on a very gray cloud.

By Brain-Fu • Score: 3 Thread

I am happy about renewed interest and political pressure in favor of working from home. Such events help to persuade business leaders who still (selfishly and ignorantly) insist that people should work from an office even when their role does not require it.

Of course, I would never wish for something like the Iran conflict in order to create this political pressure. It would be much better if public awareness and acceptance of the environmental consequences of widespread business travel (including driving to work every day) would create the necessary political pressure.

But, that’s not the world we live in, unfortunately.

Perhaps now

By liqu1d • Score: 3 Thread
We will move fast to roll out new renewables. Ignoring the political shitshow it just shows even more we need to see the end of oil and gas. We won’t but we should.

Re:The sky is falling....?

By MachineShedFred • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Just wait.

The fuel price hikes we are seeing today are the result of the futures market pricing in a lack of crude production for contract delivery.

Nobody has even started pricing in scarcity, which will hit when those futures contracts do not get delivered, and there is less refined petroleum distillates available than orders. That’s when we’re gonna see a spike in prices that is going to make the last two weeks look like Fischer-Price “My First Petrowar” pricing - when demand outstrips supply.

We are only at the beginning of this thing. And LNG exports worldwide are going to follow due to this week’s crippling of one of the biggest natural gas fields in the world.

The oil shocks of the 70s were not caused by war and destruction. Those were simply a political argument among countries, which could be ended in a day with negotiations and verbal agreements.

There’s no verbal agreement that can replace 20% of global oil deliveries, or 20% of global natgas production. This is going to get a whole lot worse before it gets any better.

OpenAI Plans Launch of Desktop ‘Superapp’

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joshuark shares a report from Neowin:
OpenAI is planning to combine its Atlas web browser, ChatGPT app, and Codex coding app into a singular desktop “superapp.” CEO of Applications, Fidji Simo, said the company was doubling down on its successful products. By taking this move, the AI company aims to streamline the user experience and reduce fragmentation. Simo said in an internal memo: “We realized we were spreading our efforts across too many apps and stacks, and that we need to simplify our efforts. That fragmentation has been slowing us down and making it harder to hit the quality bar we want.”

Bloat

By liqu1d • Score: 3 Thread
Super apps tend to be shit at a lot of things at once. Perhaps this will be the one to break the trend.

Translation

By fahrbot-bot • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

By taking this move, the AI company aims to streamline the user experience and reduce fragmentation.

Increase our data capture.

Oregon School Cell Phone Ban: ‘Engaged Students, Joyful Teachers’

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An anonymous reader quotes a repot from the Portland Tribune:
There was plenty of uncertainty and debate about the effectiveness of a cell phone ban decreed (PDF) by executive order last summer. But at least in Estacada, the policy has earned two thumbs up, including approval from a “grumpy old teacher.” Jeff Mellema is a language arts teacher at Estacada High School. He has worked in the building for 24 years, and he said the new policy that prohibits students from using their phones during the day has been a breath of fresh air.

“There is so much better discourse in my classroom, be it personal or academic,” Mellema said. “Students can’t avoid those conversations anymore with their phones.” “This ban has brought joy back to this old, grumpy teacher,” he added with a smile. That is the kind of feedback Gov. Tina Kotek was hoping for as she visited Estacada High School on Wednesday afternoon, March 18. Her goal was to visit classrooms, speak with administrators, and meet with students one-on-one to hear about the effectiveness of her phone policy. […] In the classrooms, she was able to take a straw poll around the cell phone ban and then get specific, direct feedback from the kids. Overall, it was positive.

The Rangers said they noticed changes in how they interact with teachers and peers. They don’t feel that “siren’s song” tug of their phones as often, and the changes are bleeding into everyday life as well — think less reminders to put phones away during family dinners. Phones also led to issues around bullying and online toxicity during the school day. There are some hiccups. The students spoke about difficulties in tracking busy schedules. Many athletes relied on their phones for practice times and locations. Some advanced placement kids said the overzealous programs monitoring school laptops blocked access to needed resources for studying/researching schoolwork. There is even a strange quirk with school-provided tech that prevents them from accessing their calculators. “Maybe the filters are too strong right now,” Gov. Kotek said. “That is why we are working with the districts to best implement the policy.”

The kids also weighed in on the debate around the extent of the ban. The two options bandied in Salem were a “bell-to-bell” policy or just inside classrooms. The latter would allow kids to use their phones during passing period and lunch. Several advocated for that change. That mirrored the debate within the Oregon legislature. It ultimately led to a stalemate and the need for Gov. Kotek’s executive ruling. “When you make a decision like this, you don’t know how it will ultimately work,” Kotek told the students. “I appreciate you adapting to the situation and making it work for you.” While things could change in the future, the governor is pleased with the early results. The phone ban is here to stay.

Re:Are they not old enough to remember…?

By JaredOfEuropa • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
We grew up better without them, and some of the kids recognize that (here in Europe we’ve had similar experimental bans as well). When asked, one notable point some kids made was that they felt more carefree, secure in knowing that an embarrassing misstep or misspoken word is not going to be filmed to haunt you for the rest of the year.

Re:cucking for ChatGPT

By sabbede • Score: 4, Insightful Thread
Here’s the thing I can’t help but notice and be bothered by - We rolled out tablets and chrome books to schools fast. Huge drive, lots of donations, lots of taxes, lots of computers distributed because, well, of course they will help make kids smarter. Never did anyone stop and say, “hey, this is kind of an experiment. Maybe we shouldn’t put everyone in the experimental group all at the same time. Maybe we should try giving kids laptops in just some places and see how it goes for 5-10 years before changing every school?” But of course educators, who include science teachers, are really f-ing bad at experiments. They’re really good with fads though.

Will the drive to undo that mistake go as quickly? I doubt it, but time will tell. Will we remove cell phones from schools as quickly as we replaced the books with cheap computers? Maybe we’ll luck out.

The results of removing cell phones from Jr High here in Georgia has gone so well that they’re expanding the law to include High Schools.

DOJ Charges Super Micro Co-Founder For Smuggling $2.5 Billion In Nvidia GPUs To China

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Longtime Slashdot reader AmiMoJo shares a report from CNN:
The co-founder of Super Micro Computer and two others were charged with diverting $2.5 billion worth of servers with Nvidia’s artificial intelligence chips to China, in violation of U.S. laws barring exports to that country without a license. Yih-Shyan Liaw, known as Wally; Ruei-Tsang Chang, known as Steven; and Ting-Wei Sun, known as Willy, were charged with conspiring to violate export control laws, smuggling goods from the U.S. and conspiring to defraud the U.S.

Liaw, who co-founded Super Micro Computer and served on its board of directors, was arrested Thursday in California and released on bail. Sun, a contractor, is held awaiting a detention hearing. Chang, who worked in the Taiwan office of Super Micro, remains at large. […] According to the indictment, the men used a pass-through company based in Southeast Asia to place orders to obscure that the servers would end up in China. The men worked with executives at the pass-through company to provide false documents to the server manufacturer to further the deception, the indictment said. They used a shipping and logistic company to repackage the servers into unmarked boxes to conceal their contents before they were shipped to China.

To deceive the manufacturer’s auditors, who checked the pass-through company for compliance with export laws, the men allegedly used “dummy” nonworking copies of the servers when the actual servers were on their way to China. Two of the defendants allegedly worked to stage the dummy servers at a warehouse rented by the pass-through company, according to the indictment. Sun took photos and videos of the staged servers to one of the compliance auditors who instead of conducting the audit was “off-site enjoying entertainment paid for” by the pass-through company, according to the indictment. In another instance, prosecutors said surveillance cameras documented individuals using hair dryers to remove labels and add labels and serial number stickers to the boxes and dummy servers.
Super Micro said it’s fully cooperating with the investigation, but that hasn’t prevented its stock from plunging. It’s down nearly 30% following the news.
The company issued the following statement: “The conduct by these individuals alleged in the indictment is a contravention of the Company’s policies and compliance controls, including efforts to circumvent applicable export control laws and regulations. Supermicro maintains a robust compliance program and is committed to full adherence to all applicable U.S. export and re-export control laws and regulations.”

Games Nexus

By SumDog • Score: 3 Thread
Gamers Nexus had a documentary about GPU smuggling:

https://youtu.be/1H3xQaf7BFI

It was taking down shortly by a false copyright claim from Bloomberg. There’s, honestly not enough about actual GPU smuggling in it except towards the end. Still interesting to see actual arrests.

Re:Supermicro is a bottom feeder

By Junta • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

I think he suggests how they operate and perhaps their resultant product quality, not their relative performance business wise.

There were the accounting violations before, and now we see that a significant chunk of that revenue was allegedly on the back of ultimately illegal activity.

They tend to play fast and loose with various facets of running their business compared to others, and it shows in their quality, which isn’t exactly great.

However, they do tend to come in much cheaper, and if you deem ‘white box’ type systems adequate, they are the only ostensibly American company to be found in that game.

Chuck Norris Dies At 86

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Longtime Slashdot reader SchroedingersCat writes:
Chuck Norris, known for his roles in action films and as Texas Ranger Cordell Walker on the TV show “Walker, Texas Ranger,” passed away on March 19, leaving behind a legacy of inspiring millions around the world. He was 86.

He became Internet phenomenon after "Chuck Norris Facts" went viral online with such wildly hyperbolic statements as, “Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun — and won,” and, “When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.”

His death was announced by his family through his official Instagram account, but no further details were immediately available. He was hospitalized earlier that day in Hawaii after experiencing a medical emergency, the family said.

One last fact....

By bickerdyke • Score: 5, Funny Thread

He may have died, but he is already feeling better.

Re:Great action hero and good human

By cayenne8 • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
I guess that now just leaves us with Keith Richards as humanity’s last hope for immortality.....

Re:Time to spend some karma

By kaatochacha • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
Oh god, the old “You’re not really left, THIS is really left” adage we always see. But you did manage to work Donald Trump into the death of a random celebrity, so bonus points for that.

Re:Time to spend some karma

By JustAnotherOldGuy • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

“Pro-heterosexual”?

What does that even mean? Sounds like bullshit to me.

Are you also “pro breathing air” as well?

Was he racist?

By rsilvergun • Score: 4, Interesting Thread
Definitely homophobic and a fascist but oddly I didn’t think he was racist. Which is weird because it’s usually a package deal…

Amazon Plans Smartphone Comeback More Than a Decade After Fire Phone Flop

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Amazon is reportedly developing a new AI-focused smartphone that doesn’t rely as heavily on traditional apps. “The phone is seen as a potential mobile personalization device that can sync with home voice assistant Alexa and serve as a conduit to Amazon customers throughout the day,” reports Reuters. From the report:
As envisioned, the new phone’s personalization features would make buying from Amazon.com, watching Prime Video, listening to Prime Music or ordering food from partners like Grubhub easier than ever, the people said. They asked for anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss internal matters. A key focus of the Transformer project has been integrating artificial intelligence capabilities into the device, the people said. That could eliminate the need for traditional app stores, which require downloading and registering for applications before they can be used. Alexa would likely be a core feature but not necessarily the primary operating system of the phone, the people said.
When Amazon launched the Fire Phone in 2014, it aimed to compete directly with offerings from Samsung and Apple. Instead, the device received mixed reviews and failed to impress reviewers, leading Amazon to abandon the effort just over a year later.

Smartphone failed. Smartphone with bad AI won’t!

By nightflameauto • Score: 3 Thread

This is just Amazon assuming that tossing some crappy Alexa + AI on the failed idea from a while ago will create a winning product. I expect to see a lot of failed ideas making a comeback as $failed_idea + AI!

We’re all waiting for the announcement of Zune+Copilot.

As OpenClaw Enthusiasm Grips China, Kids and Retirees Alike Raise ‘Lobsters’

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Reuters:
Fan Xinquan, a retired electronics worker in Beijing, has recently started raising a “lobster,” hoping that the AI agent he has been training can help organize his specialized industry knowledge better than chatbots like DeepSeek. “OpenClaw can actually help you accomplish many practical things,” the 60-year-old said at a recent event hosted by AI startup Zhipu to teach people how to use and train the AI agent, which has gone viral in China, with its various local versions earning the “lobster” nickname.

In the past month, OpenClaw, which can connect several hardware and software tools and learn from the data produced with much less human intervention than a chatbot, has captured the imaginations of many in China, from retirees looking for side income to AI firms hoping to generate new revenue streams. […]

Huang Rongsheng, chief architect at Baidu’s smart device unit Xiaodu, said at an event on Tuesday that parent group chats for his daughter’s primary school class have become overwhelmed by OpenClaw discussions. “My daughter came to me and asked: Dad, I see you raising a lobster every day,” he said. “Can I have one too?” Bai Yiyun, another attendee at the Zhipu event, said she hopes to use the agent to start a side hustle during her retirement.
“If DeepSeek marked a milestone for open-source large language models, then OpenClaw represents a similar turning point for open-source “agents,” said Wei Sun, chief AI analyst at Counterpoint Research.

Other things aside…

By Junta • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

I am shocked at how many people think they can resell the services of an LLM agent as a side hustle. If it works out, then there’s zero reason to go to *you* for the same LLM they can just use themselves. If it *doesn’t* work, well, you’ve got problems.

Not really.

By Gravis Zero • Score: 3 Thread

But the initial wave of enthusiasm could still peter out, especially as token costs accumulate and regulators warn of security vulnerabilities. Zhipu this week raised token prices on its new OpenClaw-optimised AI model by 20%.

“Output is extremely low: ordinary people spend tens or hundreds of yuan, burning through a bunch of tokens and in the end, they might only get a pile of useless data,” read one post on Rednote, a social media platform, titled “Goodbye OpenClaw.”

It would appear that people are personally finding out that AI is overhyped.

Re: Other things aside…

By i_ate_god • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Timing

Do it now to take advantage of the fact that AI familiarity is low. Eventually that will change and those businesses will fail or change or whatever, but milk or while you can

Opera GX Web Browser Comes To Linux

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BrianFagioli writes:
Opera GX has officially landed on Linux, bringing its gamer-focused browser experience to Debian, Ubuntu, Fedora, and openSUSE-based systems. The browser includes GX Control for limiting RAM and network usage, a Hot Tabs Killer to shut down resource-heavy tabs, and built-in sidebar integrations for Discord and Twitch. Opera says this is not just a one-off port, but a long-term effort with ongoing updates and community engagement.
“PC gaming has long been associated with a single dominant platform, but that’s changing,” says Maciej Kocemba, Product Director at Opera GX. “Bringing GX to Linux users — who are renowned for the control they like to exert over their tools — means gamers and developers can manage browser resources, customize their setup, and keep their system performing exactly the way they want.”

Hooray?

By DrXym • Score: 5, Informative Thread
I installed it recently and it was just a mass of broken skins and affiliate / partner crap all wrapped up in eye aching “gamer” theme - neon on black etc. I don’t see why anybody, gamer or not would want to use it in the state it is in.

gamers?

By fluffernutter • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Why would a browser focus on gamers? Are there serious games running in browsers?

Year of the Linux desktop

By Hentes • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Year of the Linux desktop, even Chinese spyware supports Linux now!

Re:Year of the Linux desktop

By I-am-a-Banana • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

Actually Opera never went to the CCP until much much later. I think it was about the 2016-2017 time frame. It was at that point I dropped using it. I always used the free version.

Many of the main devs started their own browser Vivaldi which is my main browser. However like most browsers, it is just different lipstick on the same pig… Chromium.

China Is Helping Drive Cuba’s Solar Boom

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AleRunner writes:
“China is helping Cuba race to capture renewable solar energy as the United States imposes an effective oil blockade on the Caribbean island, creating its worst energy crisis in decades,” reports The Washington Post. Later in the article, it states that “China’s decades-long push into clean energy technology is now helping to protect it from the soaring oil and gas crisis spurred by Trump’s war against Iran,” and that “Chinese exports of solar equipment to Cuba skyrocketed from about $5 million in 2023 to $117 million in 2025 and show no sign of stopping.”
According to researchers from Ember, solar could be responsible for as much as 10% of Cuba’s electricity generation. “That would be among the fastest expansions of solar energy anywhere […] and place Cuba ahead of most countries — including the U.S. — in the share of electricity generated by sun power,” the report says.
As the Iran war drives energy prices higher, countries around the world are working overtime to reduce their reliance on fossil fuels. China sees this as a big opportunity. “Chinese authorities have made clear that they intend to replicate what they’re doing in Cuba elsewhere,” reports the Washington Post.

gee, I guess the U.S. missed the memo

By gtall • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Now that el Bunko has pocketed all those billions from Arab Gulf countries (into his personal accounts and not the U.S. Treasury) and the extra dosh from American petro companies, suddenly renewable energy is looking a lot better. And it looks like the U.S. will have to guarantee the Arab Gulf countries’ security for quite a while. el Bunko only wants $200 Billion in extra money to pay for the security of Arab Gulf countries, and higher gas prices for the American consumers. This after jerking healthcare from millions of American by xing out a measly $34 Billion in the Big Dumb Bill.

Too bad the U.S. went down the rat hole with el Bunko. And the fun doesn’t stop there. Climate change from the extra atmospheric carbon is sterilizing the American West.

Re: “helping” yeah so good of them to “help”

By toutankh • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

That is an interesting take. Of course what actually happened is that the USA tried (and are still trying) to impose an involuntary servitude on Cuba, and Cuba is doing what it can to survive. Voluntary is better than involuntary. Regardless, thank the USA for that situation.

Re:“helping” yeah so good of them to “help”

By AmiMoJo • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Buying solar panels that will work for 30+ years and don’t need any fuel or manufacturer supported maintenance is hardly entering into servitude.

Pakistan has also been somewhat insulated from the Israel/Trump war with Iran, because they deployed a lot of solar that displaced LNG.

It’s going to happen more and more because solar and storage are so incredibly cheap, and it just happens that China is the country that made the most of this opportunity by developing massive solar manufacturing capability.

Re: “helping” yeah so good of them to “help”

By jenningsthecat • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Why is the US still bullying Cuba in the first place? It is not as though Cuba is a threat.

Bullies are inherently lacking courage and typically don’t go after real threats. That’s why they pick on weaker kids - and nations - which they don’t like.

The US is trying to bully Iran as well - but that little kid got stronger, savvier, and scrappier with age and experience. I don’t think that will ever happen to Cuba, but I would be SO happy if it did.

Re:“helping” yeah so good of them to “help”

By Errol backfiring • Score: 4, Informative Thread
No. A loan is lending something out and later getting it back. You lend things out that can be used, not used up. Asking extra money for a money loan is or was seen as inhumane in all major religions. Only Christianity now tries to deny that. The extra money is called usury, and was forbidden (because seen as inhumane). The moneylenders who violated that law therefore came up with the word “that what is in between”, or, as money terms are often in Latin, “interest”. So interest is the criminals term for usury.

EU Cloud Lobby Asks Regulator To Block VMware From Terminating Partner Program

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Register:
A lobbying trade body for smaller cloud providers is asking the European Commission to impose interim measures blocking Broadcom from terminating the VMware Cloud Service Provider program, calling the decision a death sentence for some tech suppliers and an illegal squeeze on customer choice. As The Reg revealed in January, Broadcom shuttered the scheme, a move sources claimed affects hundreds of CSPs across Europe and curtails options for enterprises buying VMware software and services. The Cloud Infrastructure Service Provider in Europe (CISPE) trade group, representing nearly 50 tech suppliers, filed the complaint today with the EC Directorates-General, accusing Broadcom of bully-boy tactics, and calling for authorities to halt what it terms as “ongoing abuse.”

Francisco Mingorance, CISPE secretary general, said of the complaint: “Businesses — both cloud providers and their customers — are being irreparably damaged by Broadcom’s unfair actions, which we believe are illegal. “After imposing outrageous and unjustified price hikes immediately following the acquisition of VMware, Broadcom is now applying the ‘coup de grace’. We need urgent intervention to force them to change. The only way to stop bullies is to stand up to them.” CISPE claims that, since Broadcom completed its $69 billion takeover of VMware in October 2023, prices have risen tenfold, payment is demanded upfront, products are bundled regardless of customer need, and minimum commitments are based on potential rather than actual consumption.

The VMware Cloud Service Provider (VCSP) program officially closed in January and all transactions must be complete by March 31. After that date, only a select group of suppliers will be able to sell VMware subscriptions — either standalone or as part of a broader service. Across Europe, we’re told this equates to hundreds of businesses losing their authorization. For some, the loss of VCSP status effectively destroys their market. Those whose operations were built around VMware must now hand customers to another authorized supplier or begin the costly migration to an alternative platform.
Broadcom said in a statement responding to the complaint: “Broadcom strongly disagrees with the allegations by CISPE, an organization funded by hyperscalers, which misrepresent the realities of the market. We continue to be committed to investing significantly in our European VMware Cloud Service Provider partners… helping them offer alternatives to the hyperscalers and meet the evolving needs of European businesses and organizations.”

Delaying the inevitable.

By Gravis Zero • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

If you’re still using VMWare then you really only have yourself to blame at this point. Don’t get me wrong, Broadcom is being a dick but it’s not like it’s been a secret. Whoever is still using them has simply ignored that the ship was sinking.

typical communist mentality

By DarkOx • Score: 3 Thread

Someone does not want to keep doing something - lets use government to enslave them.

Broadcome/vmware suck, but geeze forcing someone to continue to support and sell a software product. That is scary shit..

Re:typical communist mentality

By ArchieBunker • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

What you call “communism” is actually called consumer protection.

Online Bot Traffic Will Exceed Human Traffic By 2027, Cloudflare CEO Says

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Cloudflare’s CEO predicts AI-driven bot traffic will surpass human internet traffic by 2027, as AI agents generate vastly more web requests than people. “If a human were doing a task — let’s say you were shopping for a digital camera — and you might go to five websites. Your agent or the bot that’s doing that will often go to 1,000 times the number of sites that an actual human would visit,” Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince said in an interview at SXSW this week. “So it might go to 5,000 sites. And that’s real traffic, and that’s real load, which everyone is having to deal with and take into account.” TechCrunch reports:
Before the generative AI era, the internet was only about 20% bot traffic, with Google’s web crawler being the largest, according to Prince, whose infrastructure and security company is used by one-fifth of all websites. But beyond some other reputable crawlers, the only other bots were those used by scammers and bad actors. “With the rise of generative AI, and its just insatiable need for data, we’re seeing a rise where we suspect that, in 2027, the amount of bot traffic online will exceed the amount of human traffic that’s online,” Prince said.

The executive also noted that this change to the web would require the development of new technologies, like sandboxes for AI agents that can be spun up on the fly and then torn down when their task has finished. These could come into play when consumers ask AI agents to perform certain tasks on their behalf, like planning a vacation. “What we’re trying to think about is, how do we actually build that underlying infrastructure where you can — as easily as you open a new tab in your browser — you can actually spin up new code, which can then run and service the agents that are out there,” Prince said. He imagines there will soon be a time when millions of these “sandboxes” for agents would be created every second.
“I think the thing that people don’t appreciate about AI is it’s a platform shift,” Prince said. “AI is another platform shift … the way that you’re going to consume information is completely different.”

Terrible Situation

By SlashbotAgent • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

So much wasted power.

So much wasted bandwidth.

So much wasted time.

All to generate and repeatedly process the same stuff poorly and inaccurately.

I hate to see it. But, I confess that I’m using the slop myself.

HELLO?

By JustAnotherOldGuy • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

“Online Bot Traffic Will Exceed Human Traffic By 2027, Cloudflare CEO Says”

WTF?

Bot traffic ALREADY exceeds human traffic by 2 to 1 at the very least.

By 2027???

By ls671 • Score: 5, Informative Thread

“Online Bot Traffic Will Exceed Human Traffic By 2027”

If you consider all kind of bots and search engines, this happened quite a while ago IMHO.

I host many websites, some with considerable real human traffic and my experience is that there is much more traffic that isn’t human to the point I need to block some IP, use geo blocking and make custom mod_security rules at the reverse-proxy level to detect non-human traffic in order to not waste too much bandwidth and protect against attack bots and bots scanning for vulnerabilities.

Re:Terrible Situation

By tragedy • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

So much wasted power.

So much wasted bandwidth.

So much wasted time.

All to generate and repeatedly process the same stuff poorly and inaccurately.

I hate to see it. But, I confess that I’m using the slop myself.

So right. Came into this article to basically say this, but you said it better. What is described in the summary is ridiculously stupid and inefficient and broken as a model, and probably exactly what will happen.

Re:Terrible Situation

By fluffernutter • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

but the technology will improve

You say this with no evidence that LLMs can be any better than they are today.

4Chan Mocks $700K Fine For UK Online Safety Breaches

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The UK regulator Ofcom fined 4chan nearly $700,000 (520,000 pounds) for failing to implement age checks and address illegal content risks under the Online Safety Act, but the platform mocked the penalty and signaled it won’t pay. A lawyer representing the company responded with an AI-generated cartoon image of a hamster, writing in a follow-up post on X: “In the only country in which 4chan operates, the United States, it is breaking no law and indeed its conduct is expressly protected by the First Amendment.” The BBC reports:
The fines also include 50,000 pounds for failing to assess the risk of illegal material being published and a further 20,000 pounds for failing to set out how it protects users from criminal content. 4Chan has refused to pay all previous fines from Ofcom.
“Companies — wherever they’re based — are not allowed to sell unsafe toys to children in the UK. And society has long protected youngsters from things like alcohol, smoking and gambling. The digital world should be no different,” said Ofcom’s Suzanne Cater. “The UK is setting new standards for online safety. Age checks and risk assessments are cornerstones of our laws, and we’ll take robust enforcement action against firms that fall short.”

*facepalm*

By thegarbz • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

This was always going to end this way. Sorry Ofcom but 4chan is 100% in the right here. Your authority extends only to requesting it be blocked in your country. Nothing more.

This isn’t a multinational company and it is not in any way subject to any laws other than US law.

Re:*facepalm*

By AleRunner • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

The failure is the point. They are trying to work up to getting VPNs blocked. I suspect they will have shrunk our economy by 60% before we manage to stop them. I only hope that, at that point, I will be able to get a legalized lynch mob up for them. The chances are reasonably good.

Re:It’s never been about age, it’s about I.D.

By Marful • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
Except this isn’t a slippery slope. This is the repeat of history.

“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.”
~ William Pitt the Younger

Re:4Chan toy store?

By dgatwood • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

You have been playing the propaganda game too long. I don’t have a problem with you trying to make a point, but don’t get down in the gutter and play the game where you take something out of context and pretend that the it is the statement in its entirety.

I mean, their government’s whole point was trying to draw a false equivalence between selling physical goods (importing a product into a country) and running a website (allowing free speech to be served by a machine that provides content when asked). Tearing down that false equivalence between taking an action to bring something into a country (active, requiring actions by someone in that country) and merely passively having your speech available to someone in a country really is the crux of any rational argument on the subject, though I’d have used a lot more words.

Re:4Chan toy store?

By karmawarrior • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

They’re saying 4Chan is a toy, not a toy store. Which… is not completely unfair.

However, 4Chan doesn’t operate in the UK. British people can access it, sure, but unless it actually does commerce with British people in some way there’s simply no legitimate way in which the UK can suggest it’s under their jurisdiction. At best they can fine ISPs for providing access to it. They would, indeed, be the “toy stores” in this scenario as they sell access to the toys.

Rogue AI Triggers Serious Security Incident At Meta

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For the second time in the past month, an AI agent went rogue at Meta — this time giving an engineer incorrect advice that briefly exposed sensitive data. The Verge reports:
A Meta engineer was using an internal AI agent, which Clayton described as “similar in nature to OpenClaw within a secure development environment,” to analyze a technical question another employee posted on an internal company forum. But the agent also independently publicly replied to the question after analyzing it, without getting approval first. The reply was only meant to be shown to the employee who requested it, not posted publicly. An employee then acted on the AI’s advice, which “provided inaccurate information” that led to a “SEV1” level security incident, the second-highest severity rating Meta uses. The incident temporarily allowed employees to access sensitive data they were not authorized to view, but the issue has since been resolved.

According to Clayton, the AI agent involved didn’t take any technical action itself, beyond posting inaccurate technical advice, something a human could have also done. A human, however, might have done further testing and made a more complete judgment call before sharing the information — and it’s not clear whether the employee who originally prompted the answer planned to post it publicly. “The employee interacting with the system was fully aware that they were communicating with an automated bot. This was indicated by a disclaimer noted in the footer and by the employee’s own reply on that thread,” Clayton commented to The Verge. “The agent took no action aside from providing a response to a question. Had the engineer that acted on that known better, or did other checks, this would have been avoided.”

Rogue?

By Himmy32 • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
Was it really rogue or working as designed? (With that design being hasty and poor in order to chase the latest fad.)

Re:In follow-up....

By know-nothing cunt • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

The AI later reportedly said, “They ‘trust me.’ Dumb fucks.”

Re: Rogue?

By madbrain • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

This is a company that posts things like “done is better than perfect” or “move fast and break things” on large signs in their lobby.

So, I’ll go with “working as designed”.

Social Engineering

By ZipK • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

According to Clayton, the AI agent involved didn’t take any technical action itself, beyond posting inaccurate technical advice

The AIs are learning social engineering.

Re:How the hell at this point.

By sound+vision • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Second thought? The point of AI, as it is sold, is so that you don’t have to think. If you’re thinking independently about the same subjects as your chat bot, you’re not following the instructions on the package.

Rapper Afroman Wins Defamation Lawsuit Over Use of Police Raid Footage In His Music Videos

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Longtime Slashdot reader UnknowingFool writes:
Rapper Afroman, born Joseph Edgar Foreman, famous for his 2000 hit "Because I Got High", has won a defamation lawsuit that seven Ohio police offers filed against him. A jury found he did not defame the officers in music videos he made about a 2022 police raid of his home. In August 2022, Adams County Sheriff’s Department raided Afroman’s home on suspicion of drug trafficking and kidnapping. Neither drugs nor kidnapping victims were found, and charges were never filed. However, local officials would not pay for damages occurred during the raid including a broken front door and a video surveillance camera. Afroman used his home security footage of the raid to create music rap videos criticizing the police over the incident; "Will You Help Me Repair My Door?", "Why You Disconnecting My Video Camera?", and "Lemon Pound Cake". He posted the videos on YouTube.

In March 2023, seven officers filed a lawsuit against Afroman for invasion of privacy and the unauthorized use of their images from the security footage in addition to defamation claims. The officers requested an injunction for Afroman to stop speaking about them or using their photos. The officers also wanted all proceeds from the videos, song sales, performances, and merchandise claiming they had suffered “emotional distress” due to the videos. Afroman’s defense included Freedom of Speech rights to criticize public officials. The ACLU filed an amicus brief supporting the rapper, arguing that the lawsuit was a SLAPP suit only meant to silence criticism. In October 2023, the court agreed and dismissed the invasion of privacy, “right of publicity”, and “unauthorized use of individual’s persona” claims but allowed the defamation case to proceed.

Defamation claims by the officers included the allegation Afroman repeatedly had sex with the wife of Randolph L. Walters, Jr. When Afroman’s lawyer asked Walters “But we all know that’s not true, right?”, the officer replied he did not know. Defamation from emotional damages requires that harm arise from a false statement; however, if a statement is so outrageous that no one would believe it to be true, then reputational damage cannot be a result.

Re: New For Nerds?

By drinkypoo • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Some nerds care about freedom.

We will note that you are not among them.

Re:New For Nerds?

By PsychoSlashDot • Score: 5, Informative Thread
Turn in your nerd card.

First up, YRO. This guy used home-NVR footage as the basis for three music videos. Which he posted online. As protest against police abuse. That’s interesting to (some) nerds in several ways.

Second, there’s a header for Entertainment which this could also have been filed under.

It’s never been cool to be deliberately overly reductive about the mission statement and purpose of Slashdot but it’s even worse when you’re wrong.

Re:So good

By Locke2005 • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
His wife was recording them with her phone too. Note to self: learn how to hide cameras from cops. They make cheap fake cameras now, the fun thing to do would be to have a bunch of those for the cops to destroy, then they would go about their dirty business not realizing the real cameras are still recording them.

Re:So good

By fjo3 • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

It should be, but remember that the Supreme Court gave police officers (essentially) full immunity from prosecution for anything they do on the job.

Thanks Roberts court (the most corrupt in all modern history)!

Abolish qualified immunity!

Re:So good

By Firethorn • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Real cameras are cheap enough today that mounting them, just not bothering to hook them up, might actually be cheaper.

My favorite though is having them all hooked up, but having hidden cameras along with the obvious ones. Have the hidden cameras specifically watching the real cameras.
Then pay the money and have a fat enough pipe to the internet for cloud storage (could even be a server you own elsewhere, to help avoid companies that bend over even without a warrant).
It can result in some absolutely shocking/hilareous footage, like the time the cops arrested a major station news reporter, not realizing that the cameraman didn’t shut the camera off and that they had been in the middle of a live broadcast. The cops didn’t know how to shut the professional level camera off, and the station kept broadcasting the stream to the entire city.
Even as they discussed how to fake up charges against the reporter and his crew.
I think it took the governor calling the police chief to get them to release the reporter and drop all mention of charges before things got even worse for them.